FKA Twigs Says That Being With Robert Pattinson Makes The Twihard Hate Worth It

Ever since FKA Twigs, the British singer with seal-shaped brows, has been seen with Robert Pattinson, the Robsten crazies have screamed, “PHOTOSHOP!” and other dumb shit. FKA Twigs tells USA Today that because of the Twitter hate, she had to curb the twatting a bit, but doing the splits on RPattz’s sparkly hobo dick is worth all the rage the Twihards throw at her. This is the reason why the Cult of RobstenIsUnbroken is outside punching twigs in trees while screaming pieces of their lungs out.

…after all, she says, she has no control over the online venom of “14-year-old kids that should be in bed” — but she still finds the constant attention difficult.

“I really enjoy the fun of putting something out and people liking it or hating it or talking about it, but vacuous attention, it feels disgusting. It’s like a hangover,” she says. “It’s weird, I know that’s not really because of me or what I’m doing, ” but nevertheless, “the positivity that I get from (my relationship) makes the more challenging aspects … very worth it.”

Because my life is sad,  I’ve spent some nights drunkenly trolling through #Robsten on Twitter and I’ve found that a lot of those crazies aren’t 14. They’re grown mothers who spend their time wallpapering their basement walls with pictures of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson because that’s not at all crazy. I see you looking at me like, “Who are you to talk, bitch. We all know you’ve almost broken your neck from spending hours pasting pictures of a half-naked Prince Hot Ging on your ceiling.” We’re not talking about me!

Nearly every pap picture I’ve seen of FKA Twigs, she’s got her mouth open and I hope that’s because she’s breathing in the delicious smoke fumes coming out of the ears of the Robsten fangirls when they see pictures of her holding hands with Kristen Stewart’s secret husband and baby father. FKA Twigs needs to really drive those crazies to the edge by walking around with a bottle of pussy lube called “Twihard Tears” and once RPattz’s hair grows over that hideous hairy skid mark, she should make him shave “#TwattIsUnbroken” into his head.