Seen above in Melbourne wearing about as much plastic that’s in her ass, Kim Kartrashian is in Australia to talk about how Russian scientists recently explored the end of the world crater between her butt cheeks. Kummy Kakes is also there to whore out her new bottle of skank stank called “Fleur Fatale.”
While on the Australian TV show The Project, the show’s host Rove McManus asked Kim why she smeared her greasy jamón ass all over the cover of Paper Magazine and if she really balanced that champagne glass on her ass. If you’re going to read what came out of Kummy Kakes’ mouth, put on a heavy duty pair of goggles and plug your nose, because right after one thick wave of delusion hits you in the face, another one does, and another… via UsWeekly:
“I was so honored and excited to work with [photographer Jean-Paul Goude] because he is a legend, and for me that was something I wanted to do to make myself feel confident. As a role model I’m not saying anyone else should do that, but for me it was an art project and it taught me to do what you want to do. I’m never one to preach, but I felt really positive and really good about myself. I love the photos, I did it for me, I hope other people like them.
My back hurt for about a week after that shoot…I used muscles… [Goude] has an art of posing you and it was definitely not comfortable.”
Roll model (typo and it stays)? Art project? A hurt back? And muscles? Bitch’s husband really did install the Kanye app in the half-broken hard drive in her mannequin head.
Kim’s back hurt for a week after doing that nothing pose? Bitch got boned by Ray-J’s boomerang peen in a sex tape and that stupid pose hurt her back? Rusty ho. But then again, I’ve seen that sex tape and a comatose sloth moves more than she does in it.
And I didn’t know Adobe put out an industrial-strength version of Photoshop called Muscles