Katherine Heigl Hopes She Can Make It Right With Shonda Rhimes One Day

November 18, 2014 / Posted by:

THAT PICTURE. It looks like a kidnapping victim and the captor who forced her into a deranged cult (they are matching after all). Little does her captor know that she’s crazier than him (see: HER EYES).

Last month, rug burn marks covered Katherine Heigl’s body when her Grey’s Anatomy boss Shonda Rhimes dragged her during an interview with The Hollywood Reporter. When talking about the cast and crew of her shows, Shonda said that she runs a “no assholes” operation and there’s “no Heigls” around her anymore. Shonda Rhimes really fucked herself out of the 6 month supply of ZzzQuil that Heigl was going to send her for the holidays.

Shonda’s dragging of Heigl came a year after The Hollywood Reporter did a long piece about how she and her mom/monster manager have pissed a lot of people in the industry off with their diva bitch ways. So during an interview on Extra with professional verbal rimmer Mario Lopez about her new show, the Dollar Tree knock-off version of Homeland titled State of Affairs (which did okay in the ratings), she was asked about The Hollywood Reporter’s piece. Heigl immediately asked, “Which one?” HA! “Listen, Mario, a lot of people have called me a cunt in The Hollywood Reporter, so you’re going to have to be more specific.

Heigl decided to once again say something about THR’s piece and Shonda’s comments about her:

On THR’s piece about her being a difficult ass thorn: “That took some stomaching,” she told Lopez about learning of her negative image. [I’ve realized] there’s nothing I can do about this except to sort of prove it wrong, you know? And the only way to prove it wrong is for people to have a work experience with me that doesn’t speak to that at all.”

On Shonda’s words about her: “The last one with Shonda…. For me, it sucks. I am sorry that she feels that way and I wish her nothing but greatness and I have nothing negative to say about Shonda. I’m a big fan of her work. I watch Scandal every week and so I’m sorry she’s left with such a crappy impression of me. I wish I could do something to change that. Maybe I will be able to someday.”

What she meant to say is, “I have nothing negative to say about Shonda, because I’ve already said everything I need to say about that bitch behind her back!”

Below is the video of the human dried phlegm ball talking to the dimpled douche. Seeing Heigl all naive and sweet eyed tells me that she finally gets it. She hopefully understands that you’re not supposed to slag off your bosses to the press and in public. That’s the quickest way to getting mouth fucked with a pink slip. You’re supposed to play all nice in front of their faces and then after work, you slip into a back booth at Chili’s with your co-workers and talk hard shit about them over a giant cup of the sweet nectar until the bar cuts you off. Even after the bar cuts you off, you keep cursing out your boss as you walk to your Uber. That’s how you’re supposed to do it. (Pro tip: But before you start talking shit, make sure everyone turns their phones off and puts them on the table, because you don’t need some ho recording your words and using that shit against you. Yes, I’ve watched a few of Shonda’s shows.)

Pic: WhoSay

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