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November 17, 2014 / Posted by:

The former Queen of MySpace and one time Nazi sympathizer Tila Tequila gave birth to the daughter she says she made with an alleged serial killer. Tila should’ve named her daughter Poor You since that’s what most people are going to say to her. But she named her Isabella Monroe Nguyen instead. I know, Tila Tequila actually gave her daughter a normal name. What world is this? – Too Fab

Alexander Skarsgard sticks a hose into his Porsche’s gas tank and yes, my b-hole is officially jealous of his Porsche’s gas tank – Lainey Gossip

Bai Ling’s top thing is a mystery. Is it the slutty baby of a tube top and a tie or the slutty baby of a tube top and a scarf? I don’t know, but I do know it’s a work of exquisite sophistication – Egotastic!

HASN’T INDIA BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH? – Reality Tea

No, June the Hutt, you probably don’t have cancer. It’s just your black soul feeding on your insides. Or the sketti sauce is starting to eat through your bones. Either one. – Celebitchy

Another one of Bill Cosby’s many accusers comes forward with a story that he will never “dignify with a comment”The Superficial

When did Hilary Duff’s face morph into that of Kate Hudson? – Drunken Stepfather

Revisit the inspiration that is Baddie Winkle The Berry

Kim Kartrashian’s ass is about as big as an island so why doesn’t she just build a theme park on it instead? – IDLYITW

The dude host of Today in Australia wore the same suit every day for a year and nobody said shit about it, but they criticized what his female co-host wore. The host learned that sexism still exists and he also probably learned that a suit develops a new kind of stank when worn every day for a year – WWTDD

How many Ewoks were murdered to make Megan Fox’s boots? – Hollywood Tuna

Michael Sam and his pristine hairline are on the cover of GQ’s Men of the Year issue – Towleroad

Your first day of high school outfit in 1994: Miley Cyrus is wearing it – Popoholic

Guess what? Whoopi Goldberg is still a 100% moron when it comes to rape – Jezebel

The Texas T-Rex got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and except for his little one, his entire family dressed like it was Easter Sunday – Popsugar

Billy Joel accepts Taylor Swift as the face of New York City, which tells me that he’s crashed into one too many trees – Pajiba

Vintage peen alert: Rocky from Rocky Horror Picture Show – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Nicki Minaj needs FreeCreditReport.com – ICYDK

Dear Channing Tatum, Joe ManJello dick or GTFO – Just Jared

Amanda Bynes’ lawyer (or whoever wrote that statement since she didn’t) is really sorry for saying that she wants to murder her parents – Gawker

Hot In Cleveland got canceled. The good news is that now Betty White can star in another Golden Girls spin-off where Rose goes back to St. Olaf to run that town – SOW

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