Diplo Has Taken A Break From Dragging Taylor Swift, Has Moved On To Lorde

Last week, 36-year-old professional iTunes jockey, father of two, and the Gretchen Wieners to Katy Perry’s Regina George Diplo became the latest member of the Too Old For This Shit Crew when he came for come-to-life slice of banana cream pie Taylor Swift by tweeting that someone should make a kickstarter to get her a booty. That’s when the Janis Ian to Taylor’s Cady Heron Lorde decided to get involved by throwing shade at Diplo for having a small penis. And now it looks like the adult high school mean girl bitch fight continues! In response to Lorde’s trouser worm accusations, Diplo dropped whatever he was doing in iTunes and tweeted the following:

Then, to remind us that he still has at least 6 pages dedicated to Tay Tay in his burn book, he replied to this obviously fake Taylor Swift tweet about her ass, as well as continued to troll Tay Tay’s fans:

So far, 18-year-old high school student Lorde hasn’t tweeted anything back to Diplo, probably because getting into a Twitter fight with a 36-year-old turtle-looking DJ is the definition of “Ain’t nobody got time for that“. And of course Taylor hasn’t responded to this mess, because she’s too busy writing a song about it. NO! Even a drama-loving trick like Taylor wouldn’t sanction such buffoonery.

But the person I’m throwing the majority of my side-eyes at is Katy Perry! Never have I wanted to grab a bitch by her shoulders and shake some sense into her over a broccoli cheddar soup at Panera while screaming “YOU ARE DATING A GROWN-ASS MAN WITH TWO KIDS WHO SPENDS HIS FREE TIME STARTING SHIT WITH TEENAGE GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!“