Demi Lovato Reminds Us All That She’s Still Doing Fez From “That 70s Show”

November 17, 2014 / Posted by:

I love how it looks like Demi Lovato is side-eyeing Wilmer Valderrama’s lips as if she’s thinking: “These better not leave me with a weird rash on my cheek like last time.

It’s well known that former Disney ho Demi Lovato used to be into some bad stuff, like chugging Sprite bottles full of vodka at 9am and getting coked to the gills in airplane bathrooms, and for the most part she’s successfully battled all her demons. Except it appears she still hasn’t shaken the most shameful of her addictions: sleazy douche dick. Demi proved she’s still making bad decisions when it comes to banging by tweeting a picture of her boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama with the following cry for help:

I never post personal pictures like this but fuck.. He is perfect. I miss my @WValderrama

“He is perfect?” Insert all your “She don’t love herself” gifs here.

This is why I firmly believe that being addicted to douche dick should be taken more seriously by addiction specialists and mental health professionals. I’ve lost too many friends to douche dick! We all have! Hell, if my friends hadn’t rented out that room at the Hampton Inn 3 years ago to read me a bunch of hand-written letters about that “aspiring DJ” I was dating who always referred to me in public as his “cousin from out-of-town”, I might have been one of them! You know who could help Demi? That’s right – Candy Finnigan! If anyone can urge someone to accept the help being offered to them today, it’s Candy! At the very least, maybe she could convince Demi and Wilmer to stop taking vom-inducing pictures with each other.

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