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November 14, 2014 / Posted by:

Sodalicious, the so delicious soda-shaped candy from the 90s!

A couple of days ago, the name “Sodalicious” was in the news and I wish it was because the delicious soda-shaped lunchtime candy from the 90s was making a triumphant return to our stomachs after taking a long hiatus. But no, Candy Crush, the game that has turned some of our loved ones into candy-crushing zombies who cannot breathe until they crush a computer candy, got a sequel called Candy Crush Soda Saga and some writers used the word “sodaliciousto describe it. I know, those writers should be jailed for messing with our emotions like that. Using the word “sodalicious” when not talking about “Sodalicious” is so NOT delicious.

Betty Crocker, the purveyor of healthy deliciousness who gushed fruit into our mouths, released Sodalicious in the 90s. Sodalicious were fizzy “fruit snacks” that were shaped like soda pops (duh) and came in flavors like cola, grape, lemon-lime and root beer. The root beer ones even had a little handle. Sodalicious looked like candy, tasted like candy and it was candy, but Betty Crocker called it a “fruit snack” because the artificial flavors they used to make it had 1/2000th of a teaspoon of fruit juice in it. Oh, how I long for the old days when candy was a healthy snack.

Sodalicious was discontinued sometime in the mid-2000s, but apparently you can still find a box here and there. Here’s the commercial:

All of our lives have been flat ever since Sodalicious was taken away from us. We really need Sodalicious to make our bodies pop again. Since Diplo really cares about Taylor Swift’ ass situation, he should start a Kickstarter to bring Sodalicious back, because Sodalicious can make all of our booties pop. It might even help the baby pickle peen problem that Lorde thinks he suffers from. Bring back Sodalicious! We all need it.

 

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