So I guess that bitchy high school girl feud between wannabe goth kid Katy Perry and butterscotch prom queen Taylor Swift is still a thing, and now it looks like Kay Kay has dragged her 36-year-old maybe-boyfriend Diplo into it. Yesterday, Diplo tweeted the following shade at Tay Tay:
Someone should make a kickstarter to get taylor swift a booty
— BABY DADDY (@diplo) November 12, 2014
Of course within minutes, one of Diplo’s followers set up a Fundly page titled – you guessed it – “Get Taylor Swift A Booty“. So far, the campaign to get Taylor Swift a booty has 29 supporters and has raised a whopping $45 (which is almost enough to buy a pair of Crownette padded briefs from Sears). This act of grown-ass mean girl cuntery pleased Diplo, so he continued to tweet the link to the Fundly page several times, as well as re-tweeting a joke that a petition was sent to the White House to include getting Taylor Swift a booty in the federal budget.
Tay Tay herself has yet to comment on the TS Booty Campaign, but since she’s, like, the most popular girl in school, a bunch of her friends lept to her defense in this online high school cat fight, including someone who is actually still in high school, Lorde:
Then Lorde slammed her locker shut and hissed “I heard it’s so small, he has to shower with his shorts on after gym class. He is SO gross! ”
But Lorde might actually know whether or not Diplo has a teeny weeny pini; Us Weekly says that Diplo was the one who remixed Lorde’s song “Tennis Court” for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1. So maybe he was wearing a tight-ass pair of sweatpants in the studio one day and Lorde was able to make out the outline of his dicklo? Ew, who knows. Either way, this fight is all kinds of 9th grade TRASH! The only thing missing is for Katy Perry to come out and hiss at Lorde “Yeah? Well you’re a carpenter’s dream – flat as a board! I know you stuff your bra with Kleenex, you flat-chested skank!”
Here’s Tay Tay leaving her apartment this morning. “Probably going to the doctor to get a new butt!” – Katy and Diplo, as they light up another cigarette behind the library.