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November 13, 2014 / Posted by:

Rafi, the labrador whose hearts fills with frozen rainbows when he makes sweet, sweet love to SNOW!

In this almost 3-minute-long video, the role of Lindsay Lohan’s nostrils will be played by Rafi the dog and the role of COKE will be played by SNOW. Because just like LiLo’s nostrils, Rafi loves that white shit. If you’re in Denver or one of the other lands where it looks like that blonde chick from Frozen just had a tantrum, then your b-hole lips are probably frozen to your chair and you’re probably wearing pasties made out of steel because your rock hard nips keep cutting through the 4 sweaters you’re wearing. You might be cursing the cold right now, but somewhere Rafi is marrying the cold with his face.

I’m surprised that the ice didn’t melt, grass didn’t grow, birds didn’t start chirping and butterflies didn’t start flying around after Rafi scooted thirty layers of pure joy and warm happiness across that snow.┬áRafi’s happiness could bring on spring, but then again that might not be a good thing since he won’t have a thick layer of snow to play in.

If ultra ice queen Nicole Kidman ever wants to spend a little time with a creature whose heart doesn’t immediately turn into a freezer burned clump of ice when she touches it, Rafi is her dog!

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