Night Crumbs

November 10, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Why wait until next year? Just give Jennifer Aniston the OSCAH now! I mean, she showed up to the Governors Ball this weekend with her hair pulled back like a serious actress! What more do they want from her?! – Lainey Gossip

Surprise, surprise, stupid shit happens when Nicki Minaj and The Difficult Brown get together – Celebitchy

Khlozilla gets dangerously close to flashing her Sascrotch and French Montana looks like Shrek in costume as Tattoo from Fantasy Island – Reality Tea

I’m sure if MiserAlba asked, the organizers of the Baby2Baby Gala would’ve given her extra tickets. She didn’t need to smuggle her entire family in under her ballgown – Egotastic!

My mom’s friend had this creepy and nightmare-inducing troll doll bride sitting on top of their TV in the living room and I don’t know why I’m bringing that up, but here’s pictures of Snooki in Miami – WWTDD

The only instrument I can play is the skin flute, but I still want to put a band together so I can name it Hayden Panettiere Pregnant In A Bikini Lesbian Porn – Drunken Stepfather

Note to “ex gays” if you’re trying to convince the world that you don’t love the taste of hard dick anymore, then you probably shouldn’t dress like Antoine Meriweather – Towleroad

Margot Robbie is going to be Harley Quinn – The Superficial

Ariana Grande Latte wore her hair down this weekend. What does it mean?????? – Hollywood Tuna

The twink doth protest too much – Just Jared

Believe it or not, Christopher Nolan isn’t the craziest bitch in his family – Pajiba

I don’t understand Ashley Benson’s dress – Popoholic

I don’t understand Selena Gomez’s sexy military suit thing – IDLYITW

Thanks to Amy Schumer, Comedy Central will let pussy into our ears – Jezebel

The court has ordered egg thrower Justin Bieber to do hard labor. In other news, Usher just legally changed his name to Hard Labor – ICYDK

I want to go to Anal Kingdom (“Um, you know there’s a Scientology Centre near you, right?” – you) – The Berry

I didn’t know that Pimp Mama Kris sells a line of children’s toys at the dollar store – OMG Blog

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