Rob Kartrashian’s ex piece and RiRi’s Saturday matinee understudy, Rita Oral, was so happy to get her first facial that she told Instagram about it. No, I’m still not quite sure what kind of facial she’s talking about.
But seriously, Rita Oral knows exactly what she’s doing. Trick has to get attention for something. But if this isn’t the kind of facial you get at a spa (“You need be more specific about that” – John Travolta), then she found the wrong dick to get a first facial from. That is a sad excuse for a facial. That’s a light sprinkle and after your first facial, you should look like an entire Yoplait factory exploded in front of you. Who ever gave Rita Oral her first facial should be ashamed of himself. I always knew Harvey Weinstein was a dribbler.