Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 7, 2014 / Posted by:

Buster Butter Brownie“, the lazy ass lazy raccoon who does a spot-on impersonation of you every morning!

In this riveting two minute and forty seconds long video, Buster the raccoon suffers through a severe case of the EVERY MORNINGS as his rude humans try to get him out of bed. If you replaced his humans with an iPhone alarm and added a red wine-infused drool spot under his mouth, that’d be me pretty much every morning. Buster is really all of us. But I don’t know why his humans are bugging him to get out of bed. The hell does Buster have to do? It’s not like he’s going to be late for work, because ho obviously doesn’t have a job. Buster was probably up late going through trash cans and partying in dumpsters, so his humans need to leave him alone. Let Buster have his mimi times!

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