Jada Pinkett Smith Discovered That Will Smith Has Been Taking Secret Pictures Of Her While She’s Asleep

November 4, 2014 / Posted by:

For those of you staring at this picture and thinking “For what the hell am I looking at and why is it making me sort of hungry for dried apricots“, the answer would be: Jada Pinkett Smith‘s nekkid back. The Scrappy-Doo to Will Smith’s Scooby, confessed on Facebook (via Us Weekly) that she had recently discovered that her husband was taking pictures of her while she slept and had a collection of naked Jada sleepy-time photos. Will, you kinky bitch!

Jada posted an example of Will’s Portrait Studio work and wrote about how her husband is so ~artsy~ and whatever:

I discovered the sexiest secret the other day. My husband takes pics of me in my sleep. He has a whole stash he revealed to me and I really enjoyed getting a glimpse of myself through his eyes. I had to share one with you guys;) Life is art. Life is beauty.

EW EW EW BARF NO STAHP. I don’t want to think about Will Smith with a raging case of morning wood trying to get his Ansel Adams on. I don’t want to think about Will Smith quietly lifting the duvet with said boner so he can use both hands to adjust the light setting on his Canon Rebel. And I definitely don’t want to think about Will Smith uploading the pictures to a file on his laptop called “Intimate Bedroom Shots of My Lover” (you just know they’re the type of sick fucks who refer to each other as “My Lover“). I don’t want to think about any of it!

And what’s with this family’s obsession with taking pictures of themselves in bed? First Willow, then Jaden, now Jada? You guys got back problems or something? Call your doctor! Get your spines checked out!

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