Unless you live in a pineapple under the sea, you know that Katherine Heigl is a come-to-life canker sore whose name has become synonymous with next-level difficult beyotches. Hell, her reputation as an unpleasant hag is so well-known, that “Heigl” has practically become shorthand for “asshole” (thanks, Shonda Rimes!). And yet, poor Katherine Heigl has no idea how she became known as the shade-throwing cunt-dipped nightmare of Hollywood. Wow Such sad. Very unfairness.
During a Q&A on Facebook (via Us Weekly), one of Katherine’s fans – who appears to have a good wifi connection in their pineapple – asked the question: “I’ve heard rumors that your very rude. What’s your thoughts?“. Katherine responded by whipping her laptop at her assistant’s face and screaming “I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SCREEN THE QUESTIONS FIRST!!!” No! She responded by saying:
“Yeah I’ve heard those too…honestly I don’t think I am…nothing makes me more uncomfortable than confrontation or hurting someones feelings and I would never, ever actively do so on purpose. Of course just like any human being I’ve made mistakes and unwittingly or carelessly spoken or acted but I always try to make any wrong right. That doesn’t mean I won’t stand up for myself by drawing boundaries and asking to be treated kindly and respectfully but I don’t do that with any rude or unkind intentions just with the same strength and honesty I think every one of us is entitled to.”
Then she whipped her laptop at her assistant.
This isn’t the first time Heigl has addressed those rumors that she’s as pleasant as an infected hemorrhoid, and it won’t be the last, as long as there are Shonda Rimes types out there spilling the tea. And I’m sure Katherine doesn’t always mean to be an insufferable ass cramp on purpose, it’s just that everything she says or does comes across as majorly cunty. Like that answer! I totally pictured a pissed-off Katherine Heigl stabbing the keys of her keyboard as she typed that shit out, then sitting back and hissing: “THERE. Are you HAPPY NOW?!?”
I think if she wants to appear less awful, she should steal one of those helper-bots from Lowe’s and re-program it to follow her around all day and alert her every time she does something Heigl-y. Oh dear, did I just feel sorry for a robot?