Ariana Grande Latte’s Creepy Fan Sent Her A 42-Pound Pumpkin

So this is what Ariana Grande Latte was talking about when she wished death upon her fans.

Ariana Grande Latte, the sister of social media mogul Frankie Grande Latte and the come-to-life Ever After High doll, went to the cops recently because a creepy fan won’t stop sending her all sorts of random gifts. The gifts have been coming from 29-year-old Tim Normandin of Lowell, MA. TMZ says that the cops in Lowell knocked on Tim’s door this weekend and told him that he’ll be hit with criminal harassment charges if he doesn’t stop sending Ariana gifts. The crazy is running all through Tim’s veins, because he told the cops that he doesn’t care and he’ll keep sending presents to her record label with her name on them. Somewhere, wannabe serial killer Ariana Grande is watching Dexter and taking notes.

TMZ posted some of things that Tim sent Ariana including a 42-pound pumpkin, because sending her a season squash that weights twice as much as her isn’t weird at all.

42.5 pound pumpkin
8 Yankee candles
Dog and cat calendars
3-piece mirror set from Kmart
$200 anklet from Kay Jewelers
Rock from the White Mountains of New Hampshire

Four things:

1. I kind of wish that instead of sending her Yankee Candles, Tim sent her a three-wick Winter Candy Apple candle and a three-wick Iced Gingerbread candle from the Bath & Body Works in Appleton so that Angela would release her wrath on him.

2. For being her biggest and most deranged fan, Tim doesn’t know Ariana Grande Latte that well. She’s obviously a total cat person. Those Party City pussy ears on her head tell you that.

3. You really learn something new every single day and today I learned that they sell $200 anklets at Kay Jewelers. Every restraining order begins with Kay, I guess.

4. This problem can easily be solved. Ariana’s record label should just forward all of Tim’s gifts to my PO Box, because I really want a dog calendar and a $200 anklet from Kay.