We’ve all been there: 7pm on Halloween night, and no costume. Usually the easiest thing is to work with what you’ve got. For instance, I’m covered in Dorito crumbs 90% of the time, so the most obvious choice for me is to pull my arms halfway into my shirt and go as a post-bong rip Matthew McConaughey. For Iggy Azalea, it’s even easier: if you look like White Chicks 364 days of the year, you might as well dress up as White Chicks for Halloween. And she did!
Iggy posted this picture of her and a friend dressed up as Shawn and Marlon Wayans dressed up as Brittany and Tiffany Wilson to Instagram last night, and everything about it is giving me both life and a major case the heebie jeebies. Iggy and her friend’s busted White Chicks wigs are ON POINT. And don’t even get me started on that makeup – it’s absolutely perfect. It reminds me of when all the girls in my grade 7 class discovered CoverGirl Ultimate Finish liquid powder foundation and they caked that shit on so thick, you couldn’t see skin anymore. Just two beady eyes staring back at you like “I…AM..GORJUSSSS!”
The only thing that is giving me the creeps is what that makeup is doing to Iggy’s face. Why Lord WHY does she look like a cross between Alice the Goon and current-day Haley Joel Osment? It doesn’t make any sense! When Iggy is dressed like Iggy, she looks like she’s cosplaying White Chicks, but then when she actually dresses up as White Chicks on purpose, she looks like a Canal St. knock-off? So confusing.
Here’s more of Iggy looking like a come-to-life Hot Looks doll, as well as a bunch of other famous types celebrating Halloween last night: