Because It’s Not Technically Halloween Until Heidi Klum Dresses Up Like A Terrifying Giant Alien Butterfly…

November 1, 2014 / Posted by:

Behold, the Almighty Queen of Halloween descending upon the masked and wigged masses to teach us fools how it’s done! Heidi Klum once again killed, buried, and held a solemn and dignified funeral for Halloween when she showed up to her annual Halloween party in New York City last night dressed as a butterfly on bath salts. That butterfly is everything. It’s like a David Cronenberg fever dream. It’s like BenDeLaCreme in bug drag after drinking the liquid inside a lava lamp and fucking a fabric store. It’s like a Lisa Frank fart. It’s the broken condom baby of The Tick and Liberace.

Heidi, who has been everything from a gem-encrusted Cleopatra to the future version of herself, explained to E! why she chose to dress up as the creature from Mariah Carey’s worst Ambien hallucination this year:

“Well someone very special to my heart called me a schmetterling [German word for butterfly], so I wanted to be a butterfly this year,” Klum told E! News, adding, “They’re just so pretty and colorful and I used to love painting butterflies.”

If she wanted to go as a butterfly so badly, she should have gone as a lower-back butterfly tattoo! I’m not complaining – that bug-eyed bitch looks FIERCE – but how awesome would it have been for her to show up wearing a giant ass costume with a full-sized butterfly painted just above the butt crack with the words “Just Breath” and the Chinese character for love on either side. NEXT YEAR, HEIDI.

Pics: Splash

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