Halloween Night Crumbs
Guy Ritchie and his 14-year-old son Rocco Ritchie went as Breaking Bad to a Halloween charity party in London last night and I wouldn’t be surprised if cool mom Madge gave her kid an actual bag of blue meth to make his costume extra authentic and extra extra edgy – Lainey GossipĀ
Naya Rivera dripping in demure sophistication as always – Drunken Stepfather
Can Kim Kardashian even spell Emily Dickinson? Well, she can spell the dick part, but I don’t know about the rest – Celebitchy
When Kim Zolciak met Nicole Kidman and I don’t know which one of them needs wig advice more – Reality Tea
Served with a spoonful of no sarcasm: Padma Lakshmi looks hot – WWTDD
Ellen DeGeneres did herself up as Amal Clooney for Hallowpeen and her whole costume would’ve been perfect if her dummy George Clooney had a manufactured, forced cheese grin on his face like the real one did – Towleroad
Lena Dunham shows her tits for Planned Parenthood and Planned Parenthood is probably like, “You shouldn’t have. No, really, you shouldn’t have” – The Superficial
Is Wonky McValtrex supposed to be a slutty dust bunny or slutty white mold? – Hollywood Tuna
So that’s where the Christmas garland my mom used to decorate her tree with went! – Popoholic
Beyonce dressed up as Janet Jackson and Blue Ivy Carter dressed up as Michael Jackson for Halloween. Please tell me Jay-Z went as Detective La Toya – Popsugar
I am disgusted and appalled with Ariana Grande Latte. I mean, she drinks water instead of coffee drinks from Starbucks? – ICYDK
Channing Tatum got his own Gambit movie and I don’t know if this is nerd sad face fuel or nerd happy face fuel – A.V. Club
Every time it’s Shirtless Friday, I tell myself that I should probably get a part-time job as a body waxer for dudes – The Berry
RIP Bad Judge – Just Jared
Behold, the Pedobear-approved music video that Teresa Giudice paid $10,000 ($10,000 of which she doesn’t have) for – Jezebel
Amanda Bynes’ mom is still in charge of her money – PopCrush
Tiny Harris talks about her Australian Cattle Dog eyes and now I need to go and gently stroke my own eyeballs while telling them that I’ll never ever slit them open like that – Necole Bitchie
Thank you for this new air kiss to my heart, Florida – Buzzfeed