Chelsea Handler Is Pissed At Instagram After They Yanked Down A Picture Of Her Bare Titties

October 31, 2014 / Posted by:

On Thursday night, everyone’s favorite drunk aunt Chelsea Handler decided to celebrate Halloween a day early by posting this terrifying picture of her recreating Vladimir Putin’s topless horsie ride by mounting a stallion with her vodka-filled titty bags out (sans Chunk’s disapproving face covering her nipple bits, of course) to Instagram with the caption:

Anything a man can do, a woman has the right to do better #kremlin

I guess Chelsea didn’t get the memo that Instagram is the internet’s uptight pearl-clutching titty-hating memaw, because E! says they took one look at her boobie buttons, screamed “SMUT ALERT!!!!“, and ripped it down. Since the only thing Chelsea loves more than chugging goon bags of angel tears (aka BOOZE) is whipping out her tits, she decided to take a swipe at Instagram’s prudish overlords by posting a screen grab of the no-titty notice they sent her when they threw her topless pony pic in the trash and hissing out the following:

If a man posts a photo of his nipples, it’s ok, but not a woman? Are we in 1825?

Cut to Scout Willis and Princess RiRi sending Chelsea a box of Empire cookies and a note that says “Welcome to the club! We meet every Wednesday at 7:30!

Instagram be tripping, because the uncensored picture isn’t even that scandalous. But if you really want to see Chelsea’s majestic bare titties, they’re hidden after the cut:

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I love how in both pictures the horse appears to be thinking “Ugh, MY LIFE.

You know what? I’m Team Boozy on this one! I know Instagram thinks chichis = PORN, but those are practically the same titties. Sure, Chelsea’s chichis are a little bigger, but Vlad is working with some pretty juicy B’s. Plus, they’re both filled with vodka. Look, there’s an easy way to determine which of these boobs are pornographic: cover up their faces and show both pictures to a group of horny teenage boys, then see which picture gets hidden in the woods (teenage boys always hide their J.O. material in the woods). Then, and only then, can you pull it down from Instagram!

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