Night Crumbs
It’s An AHHHHHH Thing: Evil cyborg Martha Stewart’s got her eye on you, Goopy – Lainey Gossip
Lisa Kudrow is not about to take pictures of her smelly cat (sorry) – Celebitchy
Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romjin prove that Haunted House Hunters is a show that needs to exist in real life – Funny or Die
In other news, the National Guard has been called into McIntyre, GA after the gallons of shit falling out of June the Hutt’s mouth threaten to flood the region – Reality Tea
Another day, another set of pictures of Taylor Swift wearing a grandma’s drill team costume – Drunken Stepfather
Jake Gyllenhaal and Jimmy Fallon give each other facials – Towleroad
You’re the one that I DON’T want – The Superficial
Courteney Cox has the exact complexion of the candle burning next to me – Hollywood Tuna
Here’s Chloe Sevigny’s nipple, in case your eyes haven’t landed on that before – (NSWFish) WWTDD
Do you have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? I’m asking, because you and everyone else on Earth should’ve gotten one before Kaley Cuoco did – Popoholic
Bianca del Rio and Adore Delano FINALLY star in a Starbucks commercial – Popsugar
Lily Montgomery from All My Children is going to be in True Detective. I really hope this means that Erica Kane is going to be the third detective – Pajiba
The Robsten crazies will have to move their headquarters to London becauseĀ Robert Pattinson is moving back there to be closer to FKA Twigs – ICYDK
Harpo, who dis woman, cause it can’t be Lindsay Lohan – The Berry
Natalie Wood’s ghost is haunting her old boat. Makes sense – Defamer
Kate Moss > the rest – Just Jared
And I still would – Celebslam
Just like that, Monica Gellar has become my favorite Friend – The Frisky