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October 29, 2014 / Posted by:

Bennett, the beer-fetching Australian Cattle Dog!

I’ve seen a few of these videos where a multi-talented genius dog fetches beer for their human and whenever I watch one I press my eyeballs against the screen to look for the zipper on that dog, because I try to convince myself it’s a human in a dog costume. As a stupid ass human who has been trained by his chihuahua to fetch food, treats, water, toys (etc…..) for him, it boggles my mind when I see a dog doing what I’m trained to do. Dogs aren’t supposed to do those kind of things for humans. Humans are supposed to do those kind of things for dogs! What is going on?

Well, here’s another video my dog doesn’t want me to see. (Actually, I doubt he gives three fucks, because he knows I’m too dumb to train him to do that.) Every time Josh Ace says, “I’m parched,” his dog Bennett goes to the fridge, opens the door, fetches a cold beer, closes the door and brings it back. Not only does Bennett look like STAINS‘ cousin, but he can fetch a cold beer. He’s the perfect dog and don’t tell my dog I said that or he’ll punish me by taking a diarrhea on our next walk so he can cackle to himself while watching me try to pick that wet shit up.

And Josh Ace might look like the real winner here, but nope. That title belongs to Bennett. Thanks to the pull that Josh Ace put on the fridge, Bennett can get drunk on beer anytime he wants.

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