No-Kind-Of-Mama June’s EXCLUSIVO interview with E! News airs tonight and from what I’ve read, it doesn’t look like she says much besides, “THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT!” You know when someone’s full of fat rich lies when they say, “THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT!” Something tells me this “truth” that Mama June speaks of will look a lot like what came out of her ass this morning after she ate her usual breakfast of deep fried sugar cubes and melted butter.
Meanwhile, June’s eldest daughter, 20-year-old Anna Cardwell, continued to speak out against her mother’s hurtful, shit decisions in an interview with Entertainment Tonight that airs tomorrow night. Anna says that it hurts her seeing her mom looking like a shiny happy piece of trash while hanging around Mark McDaniel, the convicted pedophile who molested her when she was 8. Anna has talked to June and begged her to not let that monster around 9-year-old Honey Boo Boo and 14-year-old Pumpkin. Anna says that she’s obviously hurt and feels betrayed because her mom chose a pedophile shit dingle over her.
Anna let out this heartbreaking lump of sads:
“It’s like she’s happy,” she says about Mama June’s state of mind. “She’s smiling and giggling when he’s around. You know, he’s a child molester, Mama. He did this to me. Why would you let him come around the girls knowing what he did? And reportedly done it to another girl? And Mama was like, ‘Oh, he never done it to another girl.’
It’s Mama’s fault. She has to live with it. She has brung the past back and now she can’t get it away. I’m mad. I’m upset. I feel betrayed. I feel very hurt. That’s the main thing that I am — I feel very hurt that Mama let him come around.”
June the Hutt still claims that she hasn’t seen her pedo boyfriend in 10 years and Pumpkin is on her side. The police and CPS reportedly can’t really do anything about this messy situation until Mark McDaniel does something illegal. It’s been reported that Sugar Bear, Honey Boo Boo’s dad, will fight for custody, but TMZ says that’s not happening right now. Sugar Bear visits his daughter every single day to make sure she’s okay, but he’s only going to fight for custody if June’s “relationship” with her pedo boyfriend gets more serious. Sugar Bear doesn’t feel like he can properly take care of Honey Boo Boo right now, because he doesn’t have his own place and lives with a friend.
Who cares if Sugar Bear doesn’t have his own place?! Can’t he get TLC to buy him a trailer or rent him an apartment? If they won’t do that, he should just raise Honey Boo Boo in a cardboard box by the river and feed her mud pies and flies. Anything is better than her being in June the Hutt’s dark-sided lair.
And if you’re a cat owner, then first of all, Happy National Cat Day to you. Second of all, can you upload videos of your cat doing stupid dumb cat stuff to YouTube, because the Internet really needs more videos like that right now.