Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 27, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Tesco’s dick-filled packaging for their own brand of buttermilk!

Metro UK threw up this picture over the weekend of a carton of Tesco buttermilk that has some people in the UK seeing soft dick and a Cisco Adler-like nutsack. I don’t even know what Tesco was going for. I think that’s supposed to be a jug pouring out some yellow shit. I don’t know, but I do know I see an anteater nose-shaped soft peen and a ballsack that’s so big it’ll give you a concussion if it teabags you. It must be holding a whole lot of buttermilk. I guess this is Tesco’s way of letting us know what the “secret ingredient” in their buttermilk is. Jizz-guzzling hos in the UK shouldn’t even bother going to Tesco to buy as much “buttermilk” as they can, because Scientology has already bought their entire stock and is having it shipped to their Celebrity Centre in L.A.

And that crease on the right carton tells me that Tesco’s “buttermilk” also comes in a kosher version!

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