Vibe says that last week, T.I.’s wife Tiny Harris was promoting her Vh1 reality show and some people noticed that her usually brown eyes looked like they were attacked by a colored contacts booth at the swap meet. Trick had alien snow lemur eyes. T.I. was also asked about Tiny’s brand new eye color during a radio interview and he played dumb. Yesterday, Tiny confirmed that she made her brown eyes the official new color of bad decisions (aka ice grey) by throwing up that picture and a note on Instagram. (She later deleted it.) Tiny also wet farted up a longer note where she admitted that she got some back alley non-FDA approved procedure where some doctor implanted some color-changing shit into her irises. Tiny’s dream has come true and I guess her dream is to go blind.
I permanently changed my eye color with Brightocular and lovin it!! Thank you Dr. Montasser Menif for the amazing experience and for making my dream come true! I hated wearing contacts just for the color and it made my vision blurry! Blessed to say my vision is #perfect after my #ice-gray implants! Special thanks to #Spencer Vessa for ALL that you’ve done to make this process happen, you’re amaZing & thank you #Faiza for your exceptional customer service
On Brightocular’s website, they say that procedure takes 30 minutes total and involves a silicone iris implant getting shoved into each eye. They say it’s practically risk free and the implant can always be taken out. But Dr. James Tsai, a glaucoma specialist at Yale University, tells The Grio that those shady Brightocular hos are serving up a whole lot of lies. He says the procedure hasn’t been approved by the FDA and that complications include fun things like scarring of the cornea, glaucoma, cataracts and blindness. He says that in one case, when a patient had her implants removed, it ripped her iris and her eyes are forever screwed up.
Without my glasses or contacts, I can’t see a damn thing. I mean, I know dick and if you waved a dick in my face while I didn’t have my seeing tools on, I’d probably say, “Why are you waving that butternut squash at me.” It’s that serious. I’ve thought about getting that LASIK shit, because I know some people who have gotten it and are in major love with the results, but I’m still scared I’d be the one whore who goes blind from it. So to me, this messy Brightocular shit seems as dangerous to your eyes as watching Mini-Me’s sex tape while sober is. But it’s Tiny’s eyes and I guess she figures that if she goes blind, at least she’ll still look ~cute~.
But really, Brightocular’s website is jankier than Dlisted (and that’s saying a lot). How in the hell can Tiny put her eyeballs into the hands of a company who still uses a website tracking counter in the year 2014?!
And after the cut are more pictures of Tiny looking like Dotty from the Get Along Gang with cataracts: