Because George and Amal Clooney are the first people who have ever gotten married and they want their never-ending wedding extravaganza celebrations to last longer than their marriage, there was another goddamn party for them in England last night. The catering industry and makers of rental tables hope this marriage lasts as long as possible, because these two are the types who will renew their vows every single month at a vow renewal party hosted by Hello! Magazine.
People says that this latest wedding party was hosted by Amal’s mom and dad and was mainly held for her family and friends who couldn’t make it to Venice. 200 friends and family, some of which traveled thousands of miles to be there, partied at Danesfield House Hotel in Buckinghamshire. Some source (Hi, George’s pr team!) told People that last night’s party was a lot less star-studded and glamorously opulent than their wedding.
“George was very nice, absolutely adorable. Amal looked incredible and they seem very, very much in love. George went from table to table to meet everyone and at more than one table, when he noticed glasses were empty, he got a bottle and poured wine into everyone’s glasses. It was a very sympathique soiree. Very polished and a little low-key than you thought it might be. There were no other famous people. It was 90 percent her family. It was a lovely family celebration.”
Some creamed all over Amal’s wedding fashion game, but I say that she definitely saved the hottest look for this party. The failed showgirl turned side piece moll of a low-ranking Reno, NV gangster look IS the look. Hopefully for the one month marriage anniversary party and six-week marriage anniversary (etc…etc…), Amal continues to get her dresses from the “Boardwalk Empire on a budget” section of Halloween Town.
And now let’s toast to Amal Clooney’s perfect eyebrow situation:
I, for one, hope all of this is part of George’s plan to run for office, because we deserve a politician’s wife whose eyebrows give me Count Chocula with a dash of Bianca Del Rio.