Sadly, Sinead O’Connor And The Pope Aren’t Going To Perform At The AMAs Together

October 20, 2014 / Posted by:

Screw Sinead, the AMAs and the Pope, tell me everything there is to know about the exquisite Leigh Bowery cholita beauty bombing this shot” said everyone looking at this picture.

The American Music Awards and Dick Clark Productions became Sinead enemy #3 (after Miley Cyrus and an empty bottle of ass lube) a few weeks ago when they allegedly tried to use Sinead O’Connor to give their award show a top trending on Twitter moment. I know, award show producers doing their job. CRAZY! In a NSFW post on her site that is topped with a gigantic, blurry picture of a soft, uncut trumpet dick with eyes, Sinead writes that six weeks ago the producers of the AMAs called up her record label and asked if she’d be interested in doing a mash-up of Nothing Compares 2 U and Take Me To Church. Because of the whole Pope picture ripping ESCANDALO of 1992, the producers had to get the okay from the network first. Sinead was into it.

Sinead thought that the chances of the AMAs performance happening were as slim as the chances of her not having a difficult brown time while getting butt fucked by an extra curved dick, but she still waited patiently for them to get back to her. They got back to her three weeks later and said that they were trying to find a “contemporary artist” for her to perform with and they promised that “contemporary artist” wouldn’t be Miley. The producers took another three weeks to tell Sinead’s record label that the performance was a no go. They weren’t able to book the “contemporary artist” they wanted Sinead to perform with and the “contemporary artist” they were trying to book was Pope Francis! The AMAs should’ve gone ALL the way. They should’ve ended all of Sinead’s “beefs” during her performance by getting Miley, the Pope and a dancer in a bleeding anus costume to twerk around her as she performed a dance remix of Take Me To Church.

Here’s how Sinead explains it:

Without (even up until today) informing their CEO, three Jewish men (May I state my deep and sincere and absolute adoration firstly for all things Judaic, especially The Nevi’m and Bob Dylan), the leader of whom transpires to be a caucasian male by the name of Michael Schimmel (spelling?) employed by Dick Clark Productions, had a meeting or series of meetings (in which he swore to me tonight they did not smoke crack, cocaine, weed, nor e-cigarettes) wherein it was decided that it would be “A great hook” (all quotes Michael Schimmel, conversation taped) to ask Pope Francis to appear with me.

I ask him how it could be that he didn’t run it by his CEO. He says’s “we’re not that kind of company” and then whispers hoarsely “I didn’t even tell my best friend Terry”.

Jesus fucking H Christ.

Further it was decided that these three stooges would (in all seriousness) attempt to contact the Pope via his Twitter account alone, and via no other means.

Since naturally their idea was not only disrespectful to the pope and to millions of catholics (The idea he ought consider lowering his feet into the disgusting world of show business and celebrity at all! Never mind with Sinead O’Connor) they didn’t get a response and consequently I’m now not doing the show.

I love the idea of the AMA producers tweeting the Pope, but a source tells TMZ it never happened. The source claims that Sinead is the one who went to the producers of the AMAs and offered herself up as a performer. They were into the idea but claim that Pope Francis’ name never came up and they never tweeted him. The performance isn’t happening and Sinead is lying.

Who to believe… Who to believe….

Do I believe award show producers who would totally pull a STUNT QUEEN stunt like this for maximum ratings and who are delusional enough to think that Pope Francis would actually make an appearance at the AMAs? Not even the Grammys, the AMAs!

Do I believe Sinead who probably made some of this up?

Hmmm. What does the exquisite Leigh Bowery cholita think about this, because her opinion is the only opinion that matters to me.

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