Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ripple, the 18-month-old hyper mastiff mix who is what every weather report needs!
I don’t know what’s going in on in that screen shot. Either they’re getting into armpit play (that weather guy IS the Kristen Stewart to Ripple’s Robert Pattinson) or they’re doing a really weird version of the Rumba and if that’s the case, get them on Dancing with the Has-Beens and Never-Wases now.
Canada’s Global News Edmonton regularly features dog friends who need a home and during Mike Sobel’s weather segment last week, Ripple from the Edmonton Humane Society made an appearance and nobody was prepared for the gust of fuckery he brought with him. From the very beginning, Ripple had zero shits to give about the damn weather and he no care that it was going to be sunny and warm in Edmonton (Side note: 17 celsius may be warm in Edmonton, but that shit is UGGs, coochie cutters, parkas and heated car seats wether in L.A.). The only thing Rippled cared about was trying to gnaw his way to freedom by cutting that leash off with his teefs.
Ripple proves that if you have a dream, just keep gnawing on the crap that is holding you back until that dream comes. Ripple eventually freed himself from that bitch ass leash, but he wasn’t done with it. He tried to destroy it some more and he almost took down Mike while doing so. Now this is what a I call a weather report:
Apparently, Ripple was adopted and I hope he was adopted by a producer from the Today show. Because Al Roker’s segments would be 1000% more entertaining if Ripple was trying to take him down while he delivered the weather.
And I can’t believe Mike Sobel made it through that segment without calling Ripple a dyke.