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Wendy’s Superbar!

Nowadays, a “Superbar” to me is an “open bar.” But back before my boozing days, the Superbar was a mega buffet at Wendy’s. In 1979, Wendy’s was the first fast food place to bring in a salad bar and in 1988, they injected steroids into the salad bar when they introduced the Superbar.

The Superbar had a Mexica Fiesta station, an Italian station, a salad station and a fruit station. It was like a mini Las Vegas buffet. I don’t remember what any of it tasted like (that’s probably a good thing and for once in my life my bad memory is on my side), but I do remember mixing taco meat with pasta like a true gourmet connoisseur.

The Superbar’s reign as the fast food super buffet king came to an end in 1998. But it’s legacy lives on thanks to the wet shits some people get from their insides still dealing with the fact that they ate at the Wendy’s Superbar once. And well, at least we still have the Sizzler (THANK GOD), Golden Corral and other buffet restaurants, because I would be lost if there wasn’t a place for me to invite my mom to for dinner just so I can hear her say, “Do I look like I want to eat salmonella and E. coli?” She always makes food sound extra delicious.

And here’s a Superbar ad from the olden days:

That commercial was false advertising. I never saw glamour goddesses like Teresa at the Wendy’s Superbar.