Don’t Just Stand There, Let’s Get To It, Strike A Pose, There’s Nothing To It

October 12, 2014 / Posted by:

Now, this is how you serve up a gag-worthy crystal platter full of charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent in just a few seconds.

Las Vegas is already the epicenter of glitter and glamour (and I knew that ever since I watched a drunk chick in a short sequined tank dress barf into her hand a little while trying to put on baby pink lipstick in a mirrored column in the Harrah’s lobby at 10 in the morning), but its glamour levels reached new heights on Thursday night when a kid delivered a pose show for the gods on the local news. This diva jr. gave face face face he gave face beauty face!

Gawker says that during a live broadcast from Downtown Summerlin, a boy posed, Vogue’d and did the Bundy Bounce like everyone was watching. Everyone was watching except for those little girls who needed to exit stage left and let a true star werk! That kid’s “ewwww, don’t you know I’m the Beyonce” side-eye stank face says it all. Scat, girls, scat! Can’t you see glamour is in motion?

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If I was in a Barbizon class with that kid and he got up in front of everyone and did that, I’d either immediately sign up for his master class since he is the Maria Callas of posing or I’d drop out on the spot and tell my mom that I was retiring from modeling. Because who can compete with a pose machine of fabulousness like this?

(Thanks to everybody who sent this in)

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