Open Post: Hosted By Lily Allen’s Beyond Elegant Beanie

Sometimes I see Dlisted as a kind of Preserve.us, but instead of curating $50 teaspoons that are exact replicas of the teaspoon Laura Ingalls Wilder used to stir her dandelion tea with while writing Little House on the Prairie on the same kind of paper that Blake SoNoLively wrote her editor’s letter on, I curate the finest in cunture fashions.

Lily Allen took a fashion tip from fellow British jewel, RiRi’s Wednesday matinee understudy Rita Whora, last night at the after-party for her show in Hollywood by wearing an exquisitely made knitted head condom with a one word poem on it. If you put your ear up to that picture, you can practically hear bitches on the street screaming, “We know, Lily! We know! You don’t have to broadcast it on your hat!”

Lily’s beanie (which the government should forcibly sew onto the heads of Chris Brown and Justin Bieber so everyone knows what they’re getting) is so simple, so classic, so understated and so refined. I’m sure Duchess Kate will replace her tiara with it. It’s that timeless.

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