Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 11, 2014 / Posted by:

Rincon, the stray dog from Puerto Rico who was rescued by a bunch of hot male models!

File under: If Disney produced the Zoolander sequel.

And here’s an ovaries busting story that might make you want to put on a dog costume and sleep on the streets of Puerto Rico in hopes that some hot ass male model will rescue you and you’ll spend the rest of your days snuggling up to his nipples while happily getting metal poisoning from the blue steel look he burns into you. Rincon’s life started out shitty. Like thousands of dogs, he was born on the streets of Puerto Rico and shit was down and out until a chiseled GQ motherfucker angel named Jules Shratter found him, rescued him and brought him back to Brooklyn to live an apartment with other hot male models Nick Bateman, Brendon Beck and Landon Falgoust.

Jules told Metro UK that he wasn’t even looking to adopt a dog, because you can’t bring a dog to a GAS FIGHT!!!, but he had to save Rincon because Rincon is a creature that is ALMOST as adorable as him:

“It was love at first site, and very impromptu. I’d had no earlier inclination to get a dog, but I saw Mooks (Rincon) and picked him up right then and there.”

Rincon is now living in a dream world in a Brooklyn apartment where he spends his days posing for Instagram pictures with his hot shirtless man model roommates. And I see that picture of Rincon, a jar of peanut butter and a video camera. Today, I’m going to break into a Panda Express storage room and crack open all the fortune cookies until I find an ancient Chinese spell that’ll switch my body with Rincon’s!

Pics: rincon_da_bully

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