Open Post And A Quick Programming Note: Hosted By Joe ManJello And Matt Boner Playing With A Ball On The Beach

October 10, 2014 / Posted by:

Today has been filled with tragic news and REALLY tragic news, so what we all really needed was a panty creaming pick-me-up and the universe (who is obviously a gay dude or a straight chick) heard our cries and gave us these pictures of Joe ManJello, Matt Boner and Adam Rodriguez tossing around a ball (I wish that was a euphemism) while shooting Magic Mike XXL on Tybee Island in Georgia yesterday. Matt Boner’s brown-haired Ken doll hotness can’t even be dimmed by that sarong my mom bought when she went to Thailand. On any other trick that J. Jill summer catalog look would not be the look but on Matt Boner it IS the look.

I really hope there’s more to this scene than just Joe, Matt and Adam throwing around the luckiest football in the entire world. I hope that in the middle of the scene, a gigantic hurricane hits the beach and its rips off all of their clothes. As they huddle together to protect themselves from the wind, a Johnson’s cargo truck crashes onto the shore sending gallons of baby oil flying toward Joe, Matt and Adam. And I’m going to stop now because you get the point. The point being that I’m so desperate and hard-up that I’m writing gay porn fanfiction about paparazzi pictures. But you already knew that.

And on another note…

It’s Canadian Thanksgiving on Monday, so Allison, being Canadian, is taking this weekend and all of next week off because she needs time to fully recover from stuffing her mouth hole with poutine-stuffed turkey (that sounds delicious actually), Beaver Tail pie, mashed maple leaves and whatever else you Canadians eat on your day of thanks. So, Sweetas is going to help me out this weekend. For the rest of the week, you’re stuck with me and only me. I will fill the Canadian void left by Allison by saying “eh” a lot. Eh.

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