Night Crumbs

October 7, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

NBC was planning a Say Anything TV show until Cameron Crowe echoed the world’s thoughts by screaming, “NOOOOOOOO.” Thank God NBC cares what Cameron Crowe thinks, because we really don’t need to see Lloyd and Diane’s son blast a cover of “In Your Eyes” by 5SOS from a Jawbone while standing outside of his girlfriend’s townhouse – Lainey Gossip

Jennifer Garner shows Ben Affleck that he’s not the only one in the family who can show the goods and yes, flashing her Spanx is the mom version of flashing her cooch – Drunken Stepfather

Great, soon Princess Charlene will have TWO babies she needs to carry over the palace walls while she tries to escape – Celebitchy

And there goes Stephen Collins’ career. So much for a Tales of the Gold Monkey sequel – The Superficial

What Melissa Gorga really means is, “HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA” – Reality Tea

Suddenly, I’m singing to myself, “The Tater in reeeeeeeed is dancing with me...” – Egotastic!

I just love a hot dude who knows how to play with a tiny pussy – Towleroad

Kristen Stewart’s hair is starting to look like a deflated flock of seagulls – Popoholic

Either Emily Ratatouille thinks the parched fish pose is really sexy or she sucked on a really sour lemon months ago and still isn’t over it – Hollywood Tuna

Floyd Mayweather is as humble as ever – WWTDD

Ellen DeGeneres was kind enough to not ruin this couple’s proposal by dancing – Boy Culture

Oh please, Justin Bieber’s pathetic excuse of a stache probably fell off itself due to embarrassment – ICYDK

Finally, an important cause we can all get behind – OMG Blog

This news means nothing if Prince George isn’t coming with them so he can steal the toys of some baby yanks – Jezebel

Please tell me Bradley Cooper is wearing the visor wig from the SkyMall catalog – Popsugar

Ryan Murphy is producing a TV show that will take on the OJ Simpson trial because he hasn’t given us enough WTF – HuffPo

Milo Ventimiglia’s in a weave and I still would – Just Jared

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