Night Crumbs

NBC was planning a Say Anything TV show until Cameron Crowe echoed the world’s thoughts by screaming, “NOOOOOOOO.” Thank God NBC cares what Cameron Crowe thinks, because we really don’t need to see Lloyd and Diane’s son blast a cover of “In Your Eyes” by 5SOS from a Jawbone while standing outside of his girlfriend’s townhouse – Lainey GossipĀ
Jennifer Garner shows Ben Affleck that he’s not the only one in the family who can show the goods and yes, flashing her Spanx is the mom version of flashing her cooch – Drunken Stepfather
Great, soon Princess Charlene will have TWO babies she needs to carry over the palace walls while she tries to escape – Celebitchy
And there goes Stephen Collins’ career. So much for a Tales of the Gold Monkey sequel – The Superficial
What Melissa Gorga really means is, “HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA” – Reality Tea
Suddenly, I’m singing to myself, “The Tater in reeeeeeeed is dancing with me...” – Egotastic!
I just love a hot dude who knows how to play with a tiny pussy – Towleroad
Kristen Stewart’s hair is starting to look like a deflated flock of seagulls – Popoholic
Either Emily Ratatouille thinks the parched fish pose is really sexy or she sucked on a really sour lemon months ago and still isn’t over it – Hollywood Tuna
Floyd Mayweather is as humble as ever – WWTDD
Ellen DeGeneres was kind enough to not ruin this couple’s proposal by dancing – Boy Culture
Oh please, Justin Bieber’s pathetic excuse of a stache probably fell off itself due to embarrassment – ICYDK
Finally, an important cause we can all get behind – OMG Blog
This news means nothing if Prince George isn’t coming with them so he can steal the toys of some baby yanks – Jezebel
Please tell me Bradley Cooper is wearing the visor wig from the SkyMall catalog – Popsugar
Ryan Murphy is producing a TV show that will take on the OJ Simpson trial because he hasn’t given us enough WTF – HuffPo
Milo Ventimiglia’s in a weave and I still would – Just Jared