The crack blister clinging to humanity’s lip was hit with a lawsuit yesterday by the dental technician who claims he punched her chest and grabbed her chichis while he was fucked up on crack and nitrous oxide. So basically, Charlie Sheen allegedly pulled a Charlie Sheen.
On Thursday, TMZ burped a story about how the LAPD were investigating a complaint from a dental technician who says that the cracked out grandpa zombie got violent with her and later pulled a knife on his dentist during a visit to get an abscess in his mouth removed. Charlie Sheen’s lawyer Marty Singer immediately shat on the story and said that the tech is out for revenge, because she was fired for violating HIPAA laws by telling her son that Charlie Sheen was in her office. The dentist also told TMZ that Charlie never pulled a knife on him and the tech is spilling lies.
The tech, Margarita Palestino, is sticking with her story and is suing Charlie for the emotional distress she suffered after he assaulted and sexually battered her. Can we also join the lawsuit, because I’m pretty sure most of us are suffering from emotional distress after looking at that picture of him above.
In her lawsuit against Charlie, Margarita repeats the story she told police and adds that he also tried to pull her bra off and threatened to kill her and everyone in the room. via People
Drs. George Bogen and Jaime Azdair in an examination room when Sheen ripped off the nitrous oxide mask she had placed on him upon Bogen’s orders, and then shouted, “I’m going to fucking kill you!” to all who were present in the room.
When Bogen asked her to replace the mask, Sheen responded by grabbing Palestino’s “left breast area” and then “grabbed her bra strap, and forcefully pulled it down in an attempt to open or remove her bra,” according to the papers obtained by PEOPLE. She fled from the examination room when she was able to break free of Sheen, she claims.
While she was out of the room, Margarita says that Charlie pulled a knife on Dr. Azdair. Margarita went back into the room, because Dr. Bogen asked her to, and when she tried to give Charlie nitrous again, he jumped out of the chair and punched her in the chest. Margarita says that spit from Charlie’s nasty mouth covered the walls and she had to clean it up. Dr. Bogen allegedly told her that Charlie was fucked up on crack, booze and Theradol. Before Charlie left the office, his bodyguard gave Margarita $500 for “her troubles.”
I totally believe that Charlie’s bodyguard always has petty cash hush money on him, because shit like that probably happens all the time. But I’m not sure I believe that Margarita was forced to clean up the saliva splatters on the walls. If Charlie spit all over the walls, there’d be no walls to clean, because they would’ve disintegrated.
Sure, Margarita (Side note: If Charlie knew her name was Margarita, he probably would’ve tried to drink her ass) could be shaking Charlie down for a quick check, but if someone told you that a noted crackhead and lady abuser grabbed a woman’s breast while high on crack, booze and pills, you’d probably say, “It must be a day that ends in y.” Hearing about Charlie being a shit stain is like hearing a weatherperson in L.A. declare that it’s another sunny day in the Southland. You expect to hear that news every day and you’re a little surprised when you don’t.
If this goes to trial and if Charlie is found guilty, I hope that whoever delivers the verdict says, “We the court find the defendant HASH TAG LOSING.”