Open Post: Hosted By A Demure Canadian-American Flower’s Titty Slip

October 3, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Yeah, this isn’t really a “slip.” Because when you mix together a satin summer nightgown, unsupported titty bags, 10 glasses of Chardonnay and a group of paparazzos screaming, “Show us your nips,” someone is going to get an eyeful of your chichis.

Pamela Anderson, the elegant rose that we need, but don’t deserve, took her 47-year-old ass to Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood last night and she really brought some much-needed class to that dump by wearing what she and I would call a “church dress” and what everyone else would call lingerie. Never mind those dreadful prom shoes or that parched fall (which is totally attached to that headband), Pamela’s over-plucked eyebrow situation is as on point as her ability to make sure these pictures get in the Daily Mail by flopping her tit out.

And if you’re looking for something that wholly captures your feelings about that picture, (NSFW) click here to see a dude screaming, “MOOOOOM, STOP!” with his body language. You’ve probably seen Pamela’s nipple at least 10 million times, but if you need to see it once more, the uncensored version of that pic is in the gallery.

Pics: Pacific Coast News, Splash

Tags: Open Post

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