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October 3, 2014 / Posted by:

Tyco’s Mommy’s Having A Baby doll from the early 90s!

In the early 90s, knocked up dolls with removable babies were the rage. One of the most popular knocked up dolls was former HSOTD, Judith The Mommy To Be, who was the “cool mom,” because she had a gorgeous wave of Aqua Net-kissed bangs and worked neck-to-toe acid wash like no other. The Mommy’s Having A Baby doll was not a cool mom. Tyco must’ve used recycled baby dolls to make Mommy’s Having A Baby, because she had a fetus face herself and if it wasn’t for that Amanda Bynes-approved dry nest of old Brit Brit weaves on her head, she’d look like a baby.

Mommy’s Having A Baby had a baby hiding in a velcro pouch underneath her dress. You pulled off her dress, pulled out her baby and she was suddenly skinny again! Bitch got the Posh special. Dim hos who had this doll as a kid and got knocked up years later were probably really, really confused on the delivery table when their doctor didn’t reach up under their hospital gown and rip off a velcro pouch with a baby in it.

This is what Mommy’s Having A Baby looked like before and after birthing out her plastic baby.

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Those dead, glazed-over eyes, that hair, that dress… If Tyco has a few of these lying around in the back, they should dye her hair brown, glue a clown car to her crotch and re-market her as The Michelle Duggar Doll!

Pics: eBay, Do You Remember

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