Night Crumbs

Joaquin Phoenix isn’t going to be Doctor Strange after all and neither is Ethan Hawke. Marvel is back to square one. Based on Doctor Strange’s eyes in that picture above, all my votes go to STAINS for the title role! – Lainey Gossip 

LeAnn Rimes is really tired of the paparazzi she calls showing up after she calls them – Celebitchy

I didn’t know SmartWater made Frapp-flavored water – Drunken Stepfather

In “Something Is Very Wrong With This Picture” news, the Texas T-Rex gave a pep talk to the University of Longhorns football team and he did it without play bongos – The Superficial

Now that Pinto Williams from The Real Housewives of Atlanta has been demoted to “friend of the housewives,” she’ll have more time to teach African American History at Harvard – Reality Tea

Beyonce’s bikini looks like some Sears grandma lingerie – WWTDD

Ten minutes after these pictures were taken, that car was taken to the car graveyard, because it had a coronary and died from being touched by the epitome of demure that is Frenchy from Rock of Love 2 – Hollywood Tuna

Jason Derulo’s dick didn’t wander, so says Jason Derulo – ICYDK

A constipated-looking Robert Downey Jr. photo bombs a knocked up Kristen Bell – Popoholic

The South Park dudes are the Donald Trump to Lorde’s Obama – Gawker

Ellen Pompeo and Chris Ivery are parents again – Popsugar

FKA Twigs and Robert Pattinson went out on a date together, but those pics are obviously Photoshopped. Where is his nose? Why does his hair look like a beanie with a dent in it? Why is his arm missing? ‘Shopped! – Just Jared

Robert Downey Jr. is the master lounger – The Berry

If Lady CaCa ever marries that hot Taylor Kinney dude, this is the dress she’ll wear – Boy Culture

Yeah, I’d hit it. I’m talking about Tony Goldwyn, not the dog, you sucio shit – SOW

What in 90s swap meet HELL is Beyonce wearing? – Moe Jackson

Panty Creamer of the Day: A wet, shirtless Joe ManJello – Celebslam