Jackie And Kelso’s Daughter Is Going To Be An Old Timey Gambler When She Grows Up

October 2, 2014 / Posted by:

Yesterday, Demi Moore filled her hot tub with wine, jumped in, went under and kept drinking until she forgot that Ashton Kutcher made a baby with Mila Kunis. Jackie made the planet hiccup a few times on Tuesday night by giving birth to Kelso’s baby. We didn’t find out their daughter’s name right away and I’m guessing that’s because they played at least 500 games of Rock, Paper, Scissors to determine who got to choose the name. Ashton obviously won, because this name is completely Ashton. If you’re a fan of old timey gamblers or characters from Charmed, then you will love this name. Ashton left this note on his site tonight:

Mila and I would like to welcome to Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world. May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy.

Can you guess which one is ours, or does it really matter? All babies are cute.

-Ashton

Wyatt. They named their daughter Wyatt and they gave her the initials WIK. Well, I guess she can always call herself Wy as in “Wy in the FUCK did you bitches name me Wyatt?

You know, I’m kind of for giving a girl a boy’s name and giving a boy a girl’s name. If that becomes a thing, I can totally change my name to Crystal Concepcion.

And here’s the pictures of the babies that Ashton threw up on his site. I’m tempted to say their baby is the last picture, but I’m guessing the third one is Baby WIK, because that baby looks like she just found out her name is Wyatt.

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