Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

October 2, 2014 / Posted by:

While whoring out his new book on Ellen, Mario Lopez talked about the pop star he boned in Las Vegas a few years ago:

“You also admit that you had a one-night stand with a major pop star,” DeGeneres questioned.

“Well, yeah,” Lopez confessed, confirming that the rendezvous took place in Las Vegas. “I’m trying not to give too much away without giving too much away… it was maybe six or seven years ago… eight years ago?”
The Extra host when on to add that he and his former flame are still “friendly,” but refused to answer if he had interviewed the unnamed singer in the years since they slept together.

DeGeneres went on to throw out a few names as possibilities for the woman, guessing Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Celine Dion. Lopez shot back, joking, “Barbra Streisand!” (UsWeekly)

Lance Bass? Jordan Knight? JC Chasez? Clay Aiken? Barry Manilow? Definitely Barry Manilow. Who wouldn’t get on Barry? He probably sings a few bars of “Could It Be Magic” before he busts one. Or maybe Brit Brit Spears? Mario Lopez is a suppository with dimples, but he’s an upgrade from KFed. “Rub your Cheetos clit all over that uncut Mexico chorizo!” – me to 2006 Brit Brit

This former A+ list singer who has slipped to A-/B+ is going to have to tour for lots and lots of years because she is bankrupt and is going to file for bankruptcy in the next couple of months, if not weeks. Her massive spending on stupid things and legal bills and slow ticket and record sales have all contributed to it. (CDAN)

Lady CaCa? I’m sure Asia will gladly let Lady CaCa sell all her ugly dog clothes to pay the bills. Gladly.

At least two local residents have had sex with this married almost A+ list mostly movie actor as he films in their town. Apparently he is trying to find a regular for the entire shoot. (CDAN)

Channing Tatum? This is why someone should come out with a Smell Yo Dick app, because then Jenna Dewan Tatum would be able to smell Channing’s dick through her iPhone from across the country.

Apparently it was not just a one time thing for this A list mostly television actress who is on a hit network comedy. She hooked up with her ex again this week while her current significant other is off filming a movie. I think if she wants a third time she should break up with her boyfriend and not just keep cheating on the guy. (CDAN)

Will Joe ManJello rip up his contract with Sofia Vergara already?

This A- list mostly television actress who goes from one popular show to the next wants the world to think she quit her most recent show but she was fired because she wanted a huge raise and she is not that great of an actress. She was also a huge diva so producers said bye. (CDAN)

Alyssa Milano? Like I’ve said before, they should totally replace her with Shannen Doherty, because Shannen Doherty doesn’t at all have a reputation of being a diva and she’s the Meryl Streep of network TV.

One person not invited to the actor wedding of the month was this A+ list mostly movie actress. Even though they have been friends forever, apparently they stopped speaking to each other a couple of years ago when the actor ended their on again off again affair permanently. (CDAN)

George Clooney and Sandra Bullock?

 

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