Night Crumbs
Wannabe model and former country star Taylor Swift is in British Vogue looking like Anybodys from West Side Story if Anybodys went to Sweet Valley High – Lainey GossipĀ
The new Real Housewives of Atlanta trailer is pure messiness from Mama Joyce talking about slapping Todd’s mom to Apollo coming at Phaedra Parks in the garage – Reality Tea
Emily Ratatattat says she’s a feminist, because her publicist told her to say she’s a feminist since “feminist” is the buzz word of choice amongst Hollywood types nowadays – Celebitchy
Lizzy Caplan and her Joan Crawford lite eyebrow situation in Elle Canada – Drunken Stepfather
Diddy says JLo’s ass is a work of art and her “talent” will go down in history. In possibly related news, scientists have just announced that massive amounts of Ciroc consumption causes brain damage – The Superficial
Hugh JackMeOff and Nigel Barker grab their dude parts in the name of charity – Towleroad
Lacey Chabert explains why she left Family Guy, a million years after the fact – WWTDD
Okay, but why is Rachel Bilson wearing my abuelita’s house cleaning dress from Tijuana? – Popoholic
Jessica Simpson should dock her husband/purse holder’s pay, because he’s not holding her purse in these pictures – Hollywood Tuna
A couple spent $30,000 on sex dolls they have threesomes with. That’s nice and everything, but why do those sex dolls look like if they could blink, they’d blink “HELP” in morse code – Jezebel
After looking at Kim Kardashian’s swiss cheese camel toe, I may never enjoy a Croque Monsieur again – ICYDK
Mary-Louise Parker is writing a tell-all about the dudes in her life and expect many wonderful chapters about how noted asshole Billy Crudup dumped her for Claire Danes while their baby grew in her body – Pajiba
One Matt Boner nipple and an order of Joe ManJello side tit coming up – Just Jared
Nick Jonas flaunts his hairy cum gutters in Flaunt – OMG Blog
Borat is going to be a father again – Popsugar
And yes, some gross fuck will definitely find a way to fap through American Horror Story: Freak Show’s opening credits – HuffPo
Please tell me they’re going to replace Alyssa Milano with Shannen Doherty on Mistresses – SOW
Taylor Swift sings an Adele song with help from a patient with leukemia – The Berry