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October 1, 2014 / Posted by:

The Wacky Wallwalker!

That thing up there that looks like the ballsack that found a way to grow legs and run off of Bruce Jenner’s crotch as soon as Pimp Mama Kris stared at it with her demonic castration glare IS a Wacky Wallwalker and it had a big moment in the 80s. Back then, some of us kids were entertained for hours by throwing sticky crap at the wall before watching it slide down. It was next level “watching paint dry.” I remember them coming as “the prize” in cereal boxes and you could also get them at places like Chuck E. Cheese. There was absolutely nothing to them. You’d throw them at the wall and amazement would fill you as you watched it roll down the wall. You know how bitches make fun of cats for staring at walls for hours? In the 80s, cats made fun of us for staring at walls for hours.

Wikipedia tells me that Ken Hakuta, American inventor and the host of some 80s children’s show I’ve never heard of called The Dr. Fad Show, brought the Wacky Wallwalker to the US after his mother sent some to his kids from Japan. In Japan, they called it Tako. Ken Hakuta bought the rights in 1983 for just $5,000 and by the end of the 80s, that $5,000 became $80 million and over 240 million of them had been sold. Everyone had at least one and you couldn’t walk ANYWHERE without a sticky ball flying in front of your face (“You just described my idea of heaven” – John Travolta)

At the end of this Corn Pops commercial, you can relive the wonder of the Wacky Wallwalker (which sounds like the name of a weed strain I’ve smoked before).

Those sticky, creepy octopus things would eventually get covered in hair and all kinds of other shit and lose their stickiness. Most dirty balls I’ve come into contact with lose their stickiness when you wash them, but not the Wacky Wallwalker. Once you washed the carpet shit off of them with soap and water, they sort of got their stickiness back and would bring more hours of entertainment. Oh, the 80s were simpler times when everyone would get entertainment out of watching a load of stickiness slide down a wall and I’m going to show myself out before I really ruin everything for everyone by making another Travolta joke.

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