Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 30, 2014 / Posted by:

His attraction for her is understandable. Her attraction for him? Not all that clear, really. Unless size really does matter? For me, no. Size can be uncomfortable. For her, clearly a selling feature. Because she’s been going around telling her friends about it. And her nickname for him, which she hasn’t been shy about sharing, is “Monster Cock“. Which is flattering, I guess, if you’re in college or Vegas. But it’s probably a little immature and maybe even a little disrespectful, all things considered. (Lainey Gossip)

It’s not Ariana Grande Latte and Big Sean, because I don’t think anybody wonders what she sees in him. It’s obvious what she sees in him (PEEEEN). If anything, people are wondering what Big Sean sees in an off-brand Bratz doll that’s been possessed by the devil. It’s not Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin, because the chick in the blind item is telling friends that he “has” a monster cock, not “is” a monster cock. I’ll guess Sean Penn and Charlize Theron. Sean looks like he has a big, scary, veiny dick that can easily pass for a vile meat weasel from King Kong and Charlize is definitely suffering from stage 4 dickmatization.

This is not a hookup I envisioned at any point but John Mayer is hooking up with this B- list mostly television actress who has A+ list name recognition for her looks and her ex-husband. She also did Playboy. (CDAN)

Carmen Electra? I never though I’d say this to a woman who has boned Dennis Rodman, but: “Carmen, you better be doing John in a tub full of penicillin and antibiotics or the CDC is coming for you.

Which A-list Oscar winning/nominated actor who keeps on teasing the press about his sexuality forbade his partner/possible husband to appear on any TV shows without his permission. Well, the partner did appear on one cable reality show, mostly as a favor to the show’s producer (whom his better half despises). (CDAN)

Kevin Spacey? Hmmmmm… Kevin Jonas was on Real Housewives of New Jersey the other night…

What A-list actor and Oscar winner/nominee is worried that he’ll be the next victim of the celebrity photo hackers? He has tons of XXX-rated pics on his iCloud, mostly of him in the act with his longtime boyfriend. (CDAN)

Jeremy Renner? Tom Cruise? John Travolta? Jake Gylenaahl? If it’s Jeremy Renner, then maybe he should use his Hawkeye arrow to shoot those pictures down from his iCloud. Just an idea.

She has never been shy about shocking the world or keeping a secret. She can do both. Right now though she might be hiding the biggest secret out there. Only back in LA for a few days before heading out again, this closeted A- list mostly movie actress got married to her girlfriend. Oh how a certain portion of fandom will go crazy when she finally talks about it. Oh, and she will. (CDAN)

Kristen Stewart? If this is about her and if this is true, those crazy Robsten fangirls will say that the media Photoshopped her into a lesbian.

This divorce between a pretty and talented female celebrity and her non-celebrity husband is really interesting behind the scenes. There is a reason that she is not fighting over the money: It is paying for her husband’s silence!

Her husband is quite shrewd. He put an actual dollar value on each affair that she had during their marriage. And – luckily for him – she fooled around a lot during their marriage!

She is willing to pay him in order to maintain some shred of her public image as a sweet, wholesome girl. The affairs that are costing her the most money to suppress? Her three affairs with other industry people. (Blind Gossip)

Katharine McPhee?

 

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