Open Post: Hosted By The Smartest Dog In The World

September 28, 2014 / Posted by:

Because this weekend’s theme is obviouslyEvil Humans Teasing Their Dog Friends,” here’s a video of a dog friend thinking that a sliding glass door is closed when it’s really wide open. That doggy does the “please let me in” twirl and finally steps into the house when its human opens up the invisible sliding glass door. You might think that dog is dumb as shit and is Farrah Abraham’s brain twin, but no. That dog knows what’s up.

First of all, like my dog, that dog has probably suffered a concussion from jumping into a sliding glass door after thinking it’s open. That dog is not going to make the same mistake. That sliding glass door won’t own it again. Second of all, I bet that dog totally knows that sliding glass door is open and is just playing along. It knows that if it plays pretend, its human will record the whole thing beforeĀ uploading it to YouTube. Once the video is uploaded to YouTube, its human will make that ad $$$ and they can use that ad $$$ to buy a doggy door so it doesn’t have to deal with stupid ass sliding glass doors anymore. Dumb humans fell for that dog’s plan. Guess who’s doing the Muttley laugh now?

via Buzzfeed

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