All right, cloud hackers, this time you’ve gone TOO FAR! Anna Kendrick’s tiny field mouse titties are none of your business! If you want to see rodent nipples so badly, go ask Pharrell if he’ll show you his rat nips.
According to BuzzFeed and Page Six, The Fappening Pt. 3 happened this weekend and more stolen celebrity pics were leaked onto the internet once again like a recurring drug-resistant yeast infection. This time, the cloud hackers released more pictures of Jennifer Lawrence, as well as nipple pics of Cara Delevingne, Mena Suvari, Kelli Garner, Misty May Treanor, and 87 non-nude pictures of Anna Kendrick. That’s how desperate the basement-dwelling neck beards of the internet are for pictures of their imaginary girlfriend Anna Kendrick; they don’t even need nips to fap. Although you know a part of them was disappointed that out of 87 pictures, there wasn’t one of her playing the cups song on her chocha.
I haven’t seen any of Anna’s stolen pictures, but if she’s fully-clothed in all of them, why did they need to steal 87? Is the cloud hacker trying to cater to more specific online niche communities, like dudes who can only get off to pictures of women in a variety of pants or ladies who like to lady fap to women wearing clothes they may already own?
And is this what it has come down to? Each weekend a new batch of pictures is released until every pervert on the internet has fapped their dicks right off their bodies? How many more stolen nipple pics do you need, internet? There’s only so many celebrities! Eventually the cloud hackers will run out of people to steal pictures from, and then what? What will you do then? Fap to stolen nipple pictures of famous cartoons? I don’t want to live in a world where I one day have to type the headline: “She-Ra, Cheetara, and Heather from Denver The Last Dinosaur latest victims of online cloud hacker.“