In 2009, Tumblr’s #1 wet dream and the half-blood prince of the lizard aliens, Bendadick Cumsinbatches, narrated the BBC documentary series South Pacific and in the clip below from Reddit that’s making the rounds, he says penguins the same way a 5-year-old with a burnt tongue (or Drew Barrymore) would say it. PENGWINGS! PENGLINGS! Either the penguins are the secret enemy of the lizard aliens and he can’t bring himself to say their dirty name properly or we’ve all been pronouncing “penguins” wrong the entire time. I’m going with the latter and only because I want to say PENGLINGS out loud as much as possible.