Night Crumbs
Scotland would like Jessica Simpson to know that it unanimously voted to ban her from wearing tartan ever again – Lainey Gossip
Kaley Cuoco responds to The Fappening #2 by doing a #2 for Instagram, because why not, I guess – Drunken Stepfather
The meaning of everlasting love may rise from its grave, because Mama June and Sugar Bear could be faking their split for the sake of ratings – Reality Tea
Heartbreakers would’ve been a totally different movie and way more rapey if Norman Reedus played Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boyfriend – Celebitchy
Spend time with the set of ass cheeks that Jamie Dornan will spank with a paddle in Fifty Shades of Shit next year – WWTDD
Jessica Simpson’s dumbass husband throws his ATM, I mean baby, up in the air – The Superficial
Chris Kluwe gets topless and smears brownie batter on his stomach for equality! – Towleroad
Six seconds after giving birth, Stacy Keibler and her midget David Bromstad-looking husband hit the stroll – Hollywood Tuna
Rob Lowe gives us “the son of the Mentat Master from Dune” hotness in an ad for DirecTV – Pajiba
The pattern on Jessica Chastain’s dress looks like the wallpaper on my iPhone and yes, I am a 12-year-old girl on the inside – Popoholic
Everybody’s Secret Married: The Sean Hayes Edition – SOW
Naomi Watts’ son shows the paparazzi what he thinks of them – ICYDK
You mean to tell me the Ermahgerd girl didn’t grow up to be Missi Pyle? – The Berry
CBS has given itself two more chances to make up for Big Brother’s worst season ever – Just Jared
I’m sure Tina Fey will get right on that – HuffPo
Nate Berkus and Jeremiah from The Rachel Zoe Project are going to be daddies – Popsugar
If anybody should sue Disney for stealing their life story and turning it into Frozen, it should be Nicole Kidman – Jezebel
Go ahead, Olivia Benson, listen to the voices in your head and scratch that trick for using you as a fashion accessory – Moe Jackson