Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 24, 2014 / Posted by:

She started out as a song girl, then acted, keeps trying to do both. At the beginning it was promising but mostly, over the last few years, it’s been a series of disappointments. Personally though, she seemed to have it together. A steady relationship, a solid commitment, no drama…

Or maybe it’s because we weren’t paying attention.

She and her playing partner have been having problems for a while. They’ve been trying hard to work it out. But that might not turn out so well if she finds out that he hooked up with a much more successful song girl, someone with a similar early sound and origin, though that’s evolving now. Despite her many changes, contrived or organic, this was probably not the intended image. (Lainey Gossip)

Not Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande Latte, because that guess became null and void at “steady relationship.” Not Mimi, Nick Cannon and Ariana Grande Latte, because Glitter was only “promising” to those of us who live for pink rhinestone-encrusted dried turds. My guess is Mandy Moore, Ryan Adams and that strawberry tart-making, pussy-carrying, home wrecking Holly Hobbie tramp trollop Taylor Swift? I did throw a side-eye at “much more successful song girl.” Mandy Moore will always stand on her tip toes at the highest point of the A-list because of In My Pocket.” 

This married foreign born A list mostly movie actor who doesn’t do much successful outside of a very long running franchise has told several women he has been with in the past two months that his marriage to his actress wife is over but that they need to keep it quiet and not tell anyone. Uh huh. (CDAN)

Daniel Craig? Bond would shake his head in judgement at Daniel Craig for spilling his secrets to his side tricks.

From Slate’s Dear Prudence Column – I used to be in a relationship with somebody who is now a well-known celebrity, years before he became famous. He has a bizarre fetish involving worms, and there are video recordings. He emailed me a while ago (while he was engaged to his wife) asking if I wanted to meet with him and implied strongly that he wanted to engage in his fetish one last time.

Now that he is extremely famous, I am tempted to get in touch with him and offer to sell him the clips for a large sum of money. The amount I am thinking of is a small portion of his net worth and probably the equivalent to an average person paying, say, a parking fine. Is it truly evil to blackmail a person if I’m only going to do it once? This guy is a jerk anyway, and I’m not asking for an amount of money that is significant to him. It is a small figure to him but would make a big difference in my pocket. (Slate via Blind Gossip)

Do I really want to know what he does with those worms? Bitch shouldn’t blackmail him, she should call the police. Sucio whores. It’s already bad enough being a worm and now worms have to worry about some sick, disgusting Hollywood piece of trash shoving them up his ass. That brings new meaning to “wormhole.” ILLEGAL! Speaking of, I expect the ASPCI (American Society Of Prevention Of Cruelty to Insects) to break down my door any second, because I just Googled “worm sex fetish” to see what this is about. Don’t make the same mistake I did.

Since this former B list reality star can’t convince his former A list reality star from the original of this franchise to raise his allowance he wants her pregnant so he can be on the receiving end of some cash each month if they split. Kind of ironic actually. (CDAN)

Slade Slimey and Gretchen Rossi, formerly of The Real Housewives Of Orange County?

 

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