Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 23, 2014 / Posted by:

This wealthy and famous actor/director/etc. is privately talking about how happy he is that he is going to be a father for the first time. However, the situation is not exactly what it appears to be!

It is true that his girlfriend is pregnant. It is also true that she is carrying his baby. However, it would be more accurate to call her his “girlfriend.” She conceived using his sperm, but they did not have sex. She is basically a combination of beard and surrogate… and is being paid very handsomely to fulfill both roles!

Given how rich, famous and powerful he is, it would be a real coup for the gay community for him to come out. However, a painful childhood causes him to be very secretive about his personal life. For better or worse, do not expect him to come out anytime soon. (Blind Gossip)

This item has 20/20 vision. It’s the opposite of blind. Tyler Perry? A few blogs have said that Tyler Perry supposedly announced that he’s going to be a father at his huge, fancy 45th birthday party over the weekend. Media TakeOut (so swallow this with several grains of salt) says that Tyler didn’t only come out as a future father at his birthday party, he also came flying out of the closet and told all his friends that he’s gay. Whatever the case may be and if this is true, then congratulations to that baby. Yes, that baby will have to suffer a bit by sitting through its daddy’s movies, but it’ll also have OPRAH as an auntie/godmother. And yes, that baby will have to learn how to sleep with its eyes open while Tia Oprah gives one of her life lectures full of sanctimonious words of wisdom, but she’ll probably take it shopping for pony farms and small countries afterward.

This married rapper with the celebrity wife who is cheating got another woman pregnant. She is pretty far along to the point where in the next couple of months when she gives birth there is going to be some kind of financial settlement which will be made public. She wants a lot of money, especially considering he is not even seeing her any longer. (CDAN)

Jay-Z is too obvious, so I’ll guess T.I.? Just don’t say Ice T. My soul couldn’t take the sight of CoCo’s camel toe frowning.

The boyfriend of this B list mostly television actress on a soon to be ending network show has been telling friends that he is trying to get his girlfriend pregnant. He wants that permanent meal ticket. She is just clueless at this point. (CDAN)

Lea Michele? Dude should get Jessica Simpson’s piece to be his gold digging mentor so he does it right!

This former A list pint size rapper was dancing topless on some tables the other night when she could actually stand up because she was so wasted. When asked about her baby she said the baby doesn’t even stay with her whatever that means. (CDAN)

Lil’ Kim? I think that means that the baby doesn’t live with her. How old is Royal Reign now? Like 3 months old? Yeah, she’s totally old enough to have her own place and do her own thing. Ask Backdoor Farrah.

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