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September 19, 2014 / Posted by:

Hardeep Singh Kohli, the British broadcaster who brought his A+++ patriotic fashion game to the BBC News coverage of the Scotland vote last night.

Today, THE QUEEN is slipping on her leather glove while she sits on her throne and is waiting for Scotland to lay themselves over her lap so she can spank them hard for trying to run away from her. The Guardian says that almost 45% of voters in Scotland voted to turn Great Britain into Eh, It’s Okay Britain by breaking away from THE QUEEN. 55% voted to make Alan Cumming sad by voting NO to become an independent country. Around 84% of eligible voters voted. David Cameron, the PM of the United Kingdom, said this statement of words after the vote was made official:

The people of Scotland have spoken. It is a clear result. They have kept our country of four nations together. Like millions of other people, I am delighted. As I said during the campaign, it would have broken my heart to see our United Kingdom come to an end.

And I know that sentiment was shared by people, not just across our country, but also around the world….because of what we’ve achieved together in the past and what we can do together in the future. So now it is time for our United Kingdom to come together, and to move forward.

THE QUEEN issued this statement:

If the United Kingdom was Destiny’s Child, I’d be the Beyonce and you, Scotland, would be the Farrah. You go when I tell you to go. Do not fuck with me again. Bleheheheeheheh!

But really, according to some emails I got last night and this morning, the badass star of the night was Hardeep Singh Kohli, a British broadcaster and Scottish Sikh who grew up in Scotland and works in England. Hardeep came to play hard by wearing a kilt, aviators, turquoise turban, t-shirt, white socks and sneakers. The dude next to him is like, “I’m only wearing boring broadcaster clothes, my argument is invalid.” I know about the whole “democracy is best, blah, blah” thing, but Hardeep really should’ve been the only vote, because a dude who puts together an ensemble like that should make all the decisions.

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