Lamar Sally, the shameless gold-digging grifter who’s currently trying to scam child support money out of Sherri Shepherd for a surrogate baby he helped make solely for the purpose of trying to scam child support money, gave an EXCLUSIVE interview to People (aka People found him loitering in the parking lot and felt sorry for him) regarding said baby and his relationship with the baby’s mother. No, not his surrogate mother, his REAL MOTHER – the one who wants nothing to do with him!
Lamar told People that ever since lil’ Lamar Sally Jr. (I guess Son of Useless Shitbag was already taken?) was born via-surrogate on August 5th, his estranged wife hasn’t made an attempt to meet her son. You know, the son she believes was conceived as an excuse for Lamar to take an 18-year-long all-expenses-paid life vacation. Even though Lamar Jr. wasn’t made using Sherri’s eggs and Sherri has shown zero interest in him, Lamar Sr. claims he’s fighting to add Sherri’s name to the baby’s birth certificate because he truly believes Lamar Jr. needs to know who his mommy is:
“I think it’s the worst thing in the world for L.J. to look at his birth certificate at 16 and see it says ‘Mother unknown'”
Uh huh. I’m sure it has nothing to do with Lamar Sr. needing the name of the person who’s wallet he’s trying to hump on. I see you Lamar Sr.!
Meanwhile, Sherri Shepherd – who can barely keep the verbal shit from falling out of her mouth – has remained suspiciously silent about the whole thing. Last month Sherri tried to make Lamar Sr. STFU permanently by slipping him $100,000 worth of hush-money, but he wouldn’t bite. Then when Sherri appeared on Wendy Williams on Wednesday, she refused to say shit about this whole surrogate mess. Well, sort of:
“We can’t say anything about that. I have a lot of lawyers and I’m in court right now and it’s very public and it’s very painful. You know for me, I’m not Tori and Dean. I don’t get paid to talk about my life, so when people Tweet me I always say, ‘Go to Wendy, she knows what’s going on. You can ask Wendy about my life.'”
No Sherri NOOOOO!!! Saying “I have a lot of lawyers” is like saying “I have a lot of money” – it’s music to a shady gold digger’s ears! Instead, she should say “I have a lot of resumes, if anyone wants one! Also if you know someone who needs a new roommate, let me know! Sherri’s looking for something in the $600-a-month range.” Nothing makes a grifter retreat faster than hearing that their mark might be broke.
And you know the second Tori Spelling heard what Sherri said about her, she had her assistant fax over her copy of How To Pimp Out Your Family Drama For CA$H to Sherri with a note that said “It’s super easy! Let me know if you need any pointers.“